Super Bowl Halftime Show 2015: Review of Katy Perry Performance

In case you missed the lawless, burning-disco-atop-Big-Rock-Candy-Mountain bonanza that was Katy Perry's Super Bowl XLIX halftime show, join me for a brief review of the madness. The following is a cold, clinical and completely non-objective rundown of Perry's show, which sprung from humble beginnings in the form of Perry riding a giant lion-golem across the field. FansidedGIFs crafted some Vines of the occasion. And not just a standard issue lion—a lion operated by ninjas. Also, Perry was we...